11.03.04
11:57 a.m.
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I’m elated that November 2nd is finally over.If I received one more phone call from Rudy Giuliani, Arnold Schwarzenegger, or John Elway telling me who I should vote for, I think I would’ve thrown my cell phone out the window.
First off, I don’t know how they acquired my cell phone number. Secondly, I’m on the ‘no call’ list. Shouldn’t that make unsolicited campaigning over the phone illegal? Third, if you think a prerecorded message from a celebrity is going to change my mind about who I’m voting for, you’re a moron.
Although, I’m sure that works with 50% of the people in the United Sates.
I’m just happy my cell phone won’t be ringing off the hook from numbers like 1-303-555-1234, and 1-800-000-0000.
I’m Julie, and I approve this message.
