pussyI've been a bit...um...ahem...horny lately.
Like I just spent the last two hours combining obscene words into google image to get the exact porn shot I wanted.
I never found it. But damn it, I tried.
Then I figured I would just masturbate - to hell with porn. So I jump in bed and get ready. Just as I'm about to begin I noticed something out of the corner of my eye.
My fucking cat was sitting on the edge of my bed, staring straight at my hand down my panties, and was ready to pounce. I kicked her off my bed but she kept jumping back up like it was some sort of sick twisted game.
Then she started meowing. Non-stop.
It killed my mood, and for once I can't wait to get my period so I can go back to my normal, non sex-crazed self.