02.20.08

2:50 a.m.

We concluded that the boy would be thrust backward quite quickly in the pullout scenario.

I have an exam tomorrow that I'm completely unprepared for and today I wasted 3 hours talking with the boys in the lab about conducting their thesis on space sex. Topics included but weren't limited to: the propulsive properties of male ejaculation, the coagulation and formation of the 'moneyshot', the possibility and probability of giving yourself an accidental facial, and the hazards of weightless ejaculate on electronic equipment.

THREE HOURS.

But, I laughed until my sides and face hurt. So, maybe not such a horrible tradeoff since I really needed to laugh a bit.

I've been unable to focus on schoolwork this semester and something needs to fucking change because this is completely unacceptable to me.

I have senioritis with two more semesters to go.


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