10.31.06
12:27 a.m.
extreme makeover
I�m obsessed with Extreme Makeover now that my mother insisted on getting Tivo.I don�t want to get started on the absolute stupidity of getting Tivo when we can�t afford food, but it�s her house and her choice. Besides it�s the reason I slept in my car once, and I really don�t care to rehash it tonight. Whatever.
Anyway, I�ve watched about 40 episodes, and I�m thoroughly convinced that I need major work done. I have a running list in my head of all the surgeries and procedures I need done, and the bill will be unbelievable, but worth it.
I cry at the end of every episode. Even if they turn out less than pretty, it still makes me cry because they�re so happy.
Maybe they can fix me.
Also, completely unrelated: I would totally have sexy time with Borat.
