happy birthday momTomorrow (uh..today) is my mother's birthday and I haven't gotten her anything because I'm out of money at the moment.
I'm a horrible daughter.
And, no, she won't understand why I didn't get her anything. She'll make me feel really guilty in her I'm-not-trying-to-make-you-feel-
guilty-you-just-feel-guilty-because-you-know-you-should kind of way.
I've inherited that by the way. Unfortunately it doesn't work on her.
It doesn't work on anybody really.
I guess I haven't inherited it.