02.20.06
2:01 a.m.
Mark Stevens
Dear Pervert,Sending me an email entitled �email sex� that says nothing but, �Yr hot lets have email sex I want to fuck your ass and feet� is not sexy. It does not make me want to contact you at [email protected]. Or contact you in any way, really.
Honestly.
I promise.
It does nothing for me.
And, how do you fuck my feet? What if my feet weren�t sexy? What exactly is email sex? I think the lag time would be a pretty big buzzkill.
I really hope you don�t go around emailing everyone like this. It�s not good etiquette, nor does it display good social skills. And, this is coming from someone who has almost no social skills.
Anyway, thank you for the offer, but I think I�m going to pass this time around.
Good luck in the future.
Sincerely,
me
