04.20.05
6:52 p.m.
Worst pick-up line ever
On Monday, during the break in my business class, one of my classmates came up to me. I noticed him stalking me as I walked to the water fountain. I�ve never talked to him before, and he sits on the completely opposite side of the room, so I was a little perplexed. Anyway, here�s our complete, unedited conversation:Him: Hi, how�s it going?
Me: Good, and you?
Him: Fine thanks. Hey, so...do you need me to pray for anything for you?
Me: Um. What? Why?
Him: You just look like you need someone to pray for you.
Me: Um.........
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...no thanks.
So, either A) that�s the worst pick-up line EVER or B) I�m dying and only my Buddhist Asian classmate can see it.
I hope, no...I pray, it�s A.