cigarettes repressed my sluttinessI bet you all thought that I had failed miserably at quitting my nicotine habit and was avoiding posting because I felt guilty.
Well fuck you all for doubting me. I kick ass!
It’s been 10 days, 23 hours and 33 minutes.
I haven’t updated because 1) I wanted to kill everything and everyone and 2) I am so fucking horny it’s unbelievable.
Literally. I can’t stop touching myself.
I’m sure that if more people knew this was a side effect of smoking…well, we’d have a lot more horny, smoke-free people running around.
I think it should be the next anti-tobacco campaign:
“Cigarette or soaking wet? You decide.”
I choose soaking wet.
I think I’ll go lie down now…