01.05.05
12:28 a.m.
happy friggin' new year
So, it�s been awhile. Sorry about that. Let�s just forgive and forget.The wonderful things that have happened to me in the past week and a half:
� I did not get testicles in my stocking. I�m quite depressed about it. I had a brief obsession with Realdolls. I think the selling factor was that her boobies really bounce! Come on�.that�s just freaky. (Thank you very much to whoever left me that nice link.)
� Figured out I have eczema, and it�s nasty. Thank God for my Mexico drug smuggling granny.
� I successfully had not one, not two, but three periods in one month. I think I�m dying. Honest.
� I want these for no other reason than to say I own a pair.
� I somehow, in the middle of the night, bruised the top of my foot beyond belief, and now it hurts to walk.
� I finally have come to the realization that I live in the ghetto. The big tip-off? I saw one of my cracked out neighbors vacuuming his sidewalk yesterday. Complete with a bright orange extension cord coming from his house.
� My grandmother in Germany died. I didn�t know her well, but now I�ll never have the opportunity.
� I got into an accident tonight that caused me to split open my lip because some asshole from Texas can�t drive in the snow.
So, yes, this year has started off peachy.
Only 360 days until 2006.
