11.17.04
11:44 p.m.
sinners
When I was living in Pueblo I�d frequently get flyers and brochures conspicuously placed on my door. I could see the �fire of hell red� paper sticking out of my door handle � even from the street. Oddly enough, they were always printed on red, yellow, or orange paper. The colors of the devil I suppose.They�d preach of sin and eternal damnation. Fortunately, God had a plan for me, and I wasn�t going to hell. If I�d only come to the next scheduled worship (and donate 45% of my paycheck) I�d be saved.
Needless to say, I never went.
When I moved from my house into my apartment, I figured whoever was leaving these threatening notes would give up and start hounding the next fornicating sinner. However, the pamphlets soon started appearing again.
I could never figure out if it was one person who was trying to mess with my head, or if it was just random, and I�d been the unlucky recipient of more than my share of �blessings�.
Since I�ve moved back to the Springs, I haven�t been inundated with the word of God. Well, at least not with pamphlets.
Until a few months ago�
Click on the pictures to read all about how and why I (and every single one of you) am going to hell.
I particularly enjoy how murder has moved down the list. I guess oral sex, pride, and women wearing shorts are more prevalent sins.
At least this one isn't red. That's progress, right?
