09.27.04
10:50 p.m.
dripping with sexual innuendos
Today, two girls were actually fighting over me.Now, before you conjure up your lesbian fantasy involving hair pulling and clothes ripping that somehow always ends with entwined tongues and exposed breasts, I should tell you that they weren�t fighting for my sexual attention. They were fighting over who would be my lab partner in chemistry.
Yes, you heard correctly. I felt so...ridiculous. Apparently, I�m the least mentally handicapped in the class, and I�m worthy of an argument.
I felt so special.
Yet, so geeky all at the same time.
At least it�s nice to be wanted; but honestly, I didn�t want either of them. (Although, if I were to venture into the world of women...) Anyhow, they�re both quite educationally impaired. I suppose I can consider it community service.
Just before they ripped each other�s panties off, we came to a resolution: a threesome.
Ok, so I exaggerate a bit.
