07.17.04
11:55 p.m.
I'm so immature
Well, it seems we�re having a run on decapitation these days. We did a cat today. Kind of creepy, yet still interesting. I�ve been told it will make great fodder for a first date, somehow I think they were lying to me.Me: �So guess what I did today?�
Date: �What?�
Me: �Chopped the head off a cat.�
Date: �Umm, yeah...I gotta go.� *Slowly backs out of the bar*
Actually, I think I brought up decapitation on my last date. Maybe next time I�ll confess my secret desire to take over the world by brainwashing one person at a time. That should reel �em in.
On a completely immature third grade note: I have Gmail and you don�t.