9:24 p.m.

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Listen up guys. I’ve discovered the secret that will make you irresistible to women. Are you listening? Ok – look them in the eyes (maybe a little longer than feels comfortable) and smile. Sounds simple right? Well, apparently it works, because I swear I almost fainted when a customer did this to me today. I couldn’t put my finger on it. Neither could the other five girls in the office - until we started talking about it. We came to the conclusion that it was the eye contact. It must give off some subconscious signal declaring, “I’m actually interested in what you’re saying, and you enthrall me.” I guess that’s all women really want.

The guy wasn’t particularly attractive either. Had he been like any other man that walked in the door and held eye contact for a few seconds before turning away and looking at something else, we probably wouldn’t have given him a second thought. But, simply because he kept the eye contact throughout the entire conversation – he was noteworthy. Now, obviously, if this worked on five very different women, there’s something to our theory.

There you are – the secret to that guy’s success. Take the information I have given you and use it wisely. Women may fall at your feet, so be careful where you step. By the way, you can thank me later.

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