Mixed Up Confusion

07.07.08 - flawed
06.14.08 - Perspective
06.12.08 - Awesome Name Choices
05.29.08 - I'm not dead, though I did have an M16 to my head this week.
05.17.08 - Diet Cock. Yum!
05.15.08 - I scored a two! And that was being generous with my merits.
05.11.08 - Happy ThankGodI'mNotAFuckingMother's Day!
05.10.08 - This was written at 8am, I'm just a procrastinator.
05.01.08 - Three hours with a bunch of 24 year olds? I will regret this come Monday, I know it.
04.28.08 - Fuck US Bank
04.27.08 - I don't want to jinx it, but I'm tempting fate and saying it anyway
04.22.08 - Earth Day
04.21.08 - The World is Just Awesome
04.19.08 - I'm sick of wasting time thinking about people who aren't thinking about me anymore
04.18.08 - Sleepless
04.17.08 - This song makes me sad and happy all at once
04.17.08 - Focusing on helping others helps me
04.16.08 - It still sucks, but it's getting easier
04.11.08 - Bare truth
04.09.08 - The disappointment in his eyes when he looked at me will be the thing that ensures I do this
03.16.08 - -
03.16.08 - me
03.14.08 - Happy Pi day
03.13.08 - I love, love, love....
03.13.08 - There’s this awesome thing called masking fluid…
03.12.08 - I'm no artist, I promise you that
03.11.08 - I like sharing, it makes me feel useful
03.10.08 - I don't want a kid, stop trying to justify your choice by putting me down
03.02.08 - I want to be wrong. That's a first?
02.27.08 - I'm trying to be more grateful
02.25.08 - I love him, and I know he loves me
02.25.08 - I think I know why
02.25.08 - Happy
02.25.08 - It's ok
02.20.08 - We concluded that the boy would be thrust backward quite quickly in the pullout scenario.
02.19.08 - Things to discuss with the doctor Thursday
02.18.08 - I'm willing to sacrifice anything to prove it.
02.17.08 - I drew him a picture of bluebirds to make him feel better
02.17.08 - I swear, this will not turn into a mommy-type blog with baby photos plastered everywhere.
02.16.08 - You only lose what you cling to
02.14.08 - I loved you yesterday, and I'll love you tomorrow, too.
02.13.08 - 7lbs 9.3oz
02.11.08 - In the end I fuck everything up.
02.08.08 - For really reals, I do.
02.05.08 - Super Fat Tuesday
02.05.08 - Piggyicken
02.04.08 - The video is odd; just close your eyes and listen if you must.
02.01.08 - My stomach is in knots
02.01.08 - From my bed via blackberry
01.29.08 - If you hate me, please stop coming here 5 times a day, kthx
01.27.08 - I need a hug right now
01.22.08 - Everything was pink - even the tea and wine.
01.20.08 - I'm in love with a boy &hearts
01.17.08 - Smiling moron
01.16.08 - I hate fucking fees
01.11.08 - I just don't know HOW
01.10.08 - I'm sorry just isn't going to make things better
01.08.08 - Does my brain look small in this bra?
01.04.08 - Furry Happy Monsters
12.31.07 - I think he forgot
12.29.07 - It keeps my mind occupied long enough to forget I'm sad
12.28.07 - A Re-invention is Looming
12.27.07 - Like the Beastie Boys Said: She's Crafty
12.16.07 - Ds get degrees
11.27.07 - Free Rice
11.27.07 - Feisty
11.23.07 - Embarassed
11.22.07 - Secrets are like snowflakes that melt into your memory
11.21.07 - For future reference for when my life falls apart
11.16.07 - Sentimental phooey
11.07.07 - If you can't find it, ask me I'll send it to you
11.02.07 - I must eat so many lemons, because I am so bittah
10.27.07 - OMG, THE PINK BED!! What a spoiled rotten hippo.
10.27.07 - I'm a sad little piggy without my OiNK
10.23.07 - Baby-mania
10.21.07 - Because I know you love feeling superior, too
10.17.07 - You better elect Stephen Colbert as president. He'd be better than Bush and more entertaining
10.13.07 - Share and share alike
10.12.07 - My Friday nights are enthralling
10.09.07 - Only slightly ahead of the curve in one instance
10.06.07 - Oh. My. God. I need to take an art course or something....
10.04.07 - Proof of just how big of a geek I am
10.04.07 - If it's 8 hours total, but not consecutive, does it still count?
10.02.07 - Wow, I ramble aimlessly like a 14 year old
09.30.07 - Guaranteed to make you smile
09.27.07 - Boobies, boobies, everywhere!
09.24.07 - How could you make a panda baby out of food?
09.20.07 - Note the interesting URL...
09.17.07 - It made sense to me when I started writing...
09.09.07 - Because I need to laugh at someone to make myself feel better
09.05.07 - 99 songs because I didn't want to do 100
09.05.07 - Sufjan singing live on a roof
09.04.07 - Uber cool nerd
09.01.07 - pending
08.29.07 - Holy hell...
08.25.07 - Way to prove the rest of the world right when they call us stupid Americans.
08.22.07 - seriously, nothing but me being a complete bitch for pages and pages
08.20.07 - I should be sleeping
08.19.07 - Curry and rice girl
08.17.07 - incoherent
08.14.07 - Lots of cute cards
08.13.07 - You're not just a piece of protoplasm, whatever that is...
08.10.07 - This site's turning into a damn blog
08.10.07 - I can't say no to anything
08.09.07 - How do you say "Please hire me" in Chinese?
08.08.07 - Periodic Table of the Internet
08.06.07 - His dog was cute, too.
08.03.07 - Practically Begging. How Pathetic
08.02.07 - Julie Colbert has a nice ring to it.
08.01.07 - Pay it Forward
07.31.07 - Happy pills
07.29.07 - pervy and sexy at the same time
07.28.07 - via fuzzy-grey
07.27.07 - Fangirl
07.26.07 - More whining
07.25.07 - it's futile to try and explain. I don't know how.
07.24.07 - Recipe for crack
07.21.07 - whiner
07.18.07 - I can't put a deck of cards away unless they're in order
07.16.07 - random
07.14.07 - I like this...
07.13.07 - 7 hours at the hospital and all I have to show for it are these swollen tonsils
07.11.07 - Fuck HIPAA, I'll tell you everything
06.29.07 - Pride, indeed
06.26.07 - two new sisters and a brother
06.22.07 - A tiny bit of truth in a deceitful world
06.21.07 - I don't care
05.31.07 - I shaved my pussy this morning
05.29.07 - Twink
05.10.07 - Nature fight!
04.29.07 - Why does my hair look blonde in this photo?
04.24.07 - intrinsic
04.22.07 - drunken post I'll regret tomorrow
04.19.07 - and they have IKEA, what aren't those nordic folk good at?!
04.17.07 - Update? Bleh
04.11.07 - sick
04.09.07 - Why is God so cruel?
04.07.07 - diaper duty
04.06.07 - locking it up
04.03.07 - low blow
04.01.07 - so annoying
03.30.07 - different dilemma today
03.28.07 - Just rambling. Please help.
03.26.07 - omg, what the fuck do I do?!
03.24.07 - I'm not one for change
03.22.07 - wtf do I do?!
03.22.07 - I love this woman
03.20.07 - shamed
03.18.07 - you were right
03.15.07 - I am so pathetic
03.14.07 - coming to terms
03.13.07 - I prefer list #1
03.12.07 - I bought a car, but I couldn't care less
03.12.07 - obsessive much?
03.07.07 - over and over and over and over
03.04.07 - I over analyze EVERYTHING
03.02.07 - please keep crossing your fingers and toes and eyelashes
03.01.07 - third update today
03.01.07 - He's gone for good.
03.01.07 - Swooning still
02.27.07 - I hate people like me.
02.24.07 - Yum!
02.23.07 - Please burst my bubble before it gets too big
02.22.07 - glad I forced myself to go
02.22.07 - kill me now
02.20.07 - the truth
02.19.07 - I'm pathetic
02.15.07 - stuffed panda baby
02.13.07 - stupid cupid
02.11.07 - SNL, so subtle.
02.10.07 - army boys make dirty toys
02.08.07 - I'm so sorry
02.06.07 - my nurse's name was Sue
01.31.07 - I'm sorry
01.29.07 - plea
01.28.07 - by no means am I selfless, but I'm sad
01.27.07 - So sleepy
01.24.07 - crash, bang, boom
01.23.07 - I just keep getting...
01.22.07 - I think they should bring back the superbowl shuffle
01.21.07 - snoring
01.18.07 - phi = 1.61803399
01.16.07 - Comcast and Cingular, they both suck
01.15.07 - Still trying to let go
01.13.07 - The Submarines are my new favorite love
01.12.07 - I'm afraid to admit how afraid I truly am
01.11.07 - worst episode ever
01.09.07 - very big owies
01.06.07 - I lie to myself, too
01.05.07 - all my friends live in my head
01.04.07 - I wish I could
01.04.07 - fatty fatty boombalatty
01.03.07 - I've given up
01.02.07 - I'm trying to let go
01.01.07 - happy new year to you
12.31.06 - tracing
12.29.06 - blizzard my ass
12.29.06 - no one truly changes
12.28.06 - self centered wallowing
12.25.06 - so this is christmas
12.24.06 - about more than just santa
12.22.06 - I want you to die first
12.22.06 - secrets
12.21.06 - Complete 180 within 3 minutes
12.20.06 - it shouldn't feel like this
12.19.06 - Randy Rhoads
12.18.06 - you don't deserve a christmas card
12.17.06 - slightly below the surface
12.16.06 - random thought
12.15.06 - apartment hunting
12.14.06 - guilt
12.13.06 - where did I go wrong
12.13.06 - help. please
12.12.06 - disappear
12.09.06 - all at once
12.05.06 - finals
12.04.06 - I'm ok
11.27.06 - cease
11.27.06 - full heart
11.26.06 - like a country song I heard
11.25.06 - and I believe in you
11.23.06 - Happy Thanksgiving
11.21.06 - rotted
11.20.06 - like the sky is blue
11.17.06 - retracted
11.17.06 - reverting
11.15.06 - bedtime prayer
11.15.06 - Good feeling, won't you stay with me just a little longer
11.14.06 - four reasons my vagina is depressed
11.13.06 - one of my favorite violent femmes songs
11.11.06 - vintage Ice Cube
11.10.06 - altered pussies and puppies
11.09.06 - I'm crying over commercials like I'm 9 months pregnant
11.08.06 - a true epiphany
11.07.06 - ER trip two
11.05.06 - It's my site and I can post stupid horoscopes if I want to. So there.
11.03.06 - make it stop
11.02.06 - still sad
11.02.06 - incomplete
10.31.06 - extreme makeover
10.29.06 - graveyard
10.29.06 - how did I used to do this every night?
10.26.06 - big mac
10.26.06 - still competing with the oblivious
10.24.06 - more pointless ramblings
10.23.06 - obviously there's something wrong with him
10.20.06 - I suck: part 84,213
10.18.06 - in repair
10.17.06 - I have serious issues
10.15.06 - biking
10.14.06 - library
10.11.06 - I want him to be happy. I swear.
10.10.06 - r.i.p. Teddy
10.09.06 - Happy Canadian Thanksgiving
10.07.06 - now void free
10.07.06 - dates are overrated
10.06.06 - I'm a big, fat fake but I'm trying to change
10.05.06 - Ha! I DO have a broken heart
10.04.06 - I hope this feeling goes away soon
10.02.06 - SAM-e
10.01.06 - I hate everyone
09.29.06 - I'm going to be a broken heart for halloween
09.29.06 - You: please don't read this
09.28.06 - i give up
09.27.06 - don't care
09.26.06 - colorado skies and mountain tops
09.25.06 - fade away
09.22.06 - late birthday present/early Christmas present
09.21.06 - I hate my neighbors v8.93
09.20.06 - same ol' same ol'
09.19.06 - aspens
09.15.06 - memory lane
09.14.06 - All vectors have a magnitude and erection
09.12.06 - BLEH
09.07.06 - BREAKING NEWS!
09.07.06 - tree tattoos
09.06.06 - stop your crybaby whining and just do it
09.05.06 - it's not my birthday anymore
09.04.06 - it's my birthday
09.02.06 - fucking ankle, I hate you
09.01.06 - stupid things I only share with you
08.31.06 - don't kid yourself
08.30.06 - birthday blahs
08.29.06 - advice please
08.25.06 - Pictures of kitties and rocks
08.24.06 - not now
08.22.06 - i'm a disappointment
08.22.06 - me love you long time
08.21.06 - anxiety sucks
08.19.06 - fag hag
08.18.06 - a short description
08.17.06 - broken winkies
08.16.06 - three unrelated things
08.15.06 - spend, spend, and spend some more
08.14.06 - sketches & kvetches (I learned a new yiddish word while looking for a rhyme, and it actually makes sense!)
08.12.06 - proof
08.10.06 - demon spawn
08.08.06 - Sweetness everywhere
08.07.06 - boobies and (panda) butts
08.06.06 - Jealous AMinals
08.05.06 - Seriously?! Is this how you people get here?!
08.04.06 - pussy
08.03.06 - Nip/Tuck
08.02.06 - plans
08.01.06 - poisoned by my enemy
07.31.06 - down the drain
07.29.06 - freebie
07.27.06 - sad
07.26.06 - vacation videos you never wanted to see
07.24.06 - stupid engineering jokes
07.22.06 - rehashing pt. 2
07.20.06 - instant karma's gonna get you
07.18.06 - rehashing pt. 1
07.17.06 - I suck
07.16.06 - Still Recovering
07.14.06 - home - unfortunately
07.12.06 - Julie's Journey
07.05.06 - stupid %#$@%* procrastination
07.05.06 - anxiety mp3 on hiatus
07.04.06 - I'm watching infomercials and it's 4:30am
07.03.06 - what the fuck was I thinking when I thought of this?
07.01.06 - awake is the new sleep
06.30.06 - maybe I do have some sort of intuition
06.29.06 - help?
06.28.06 - a multimedia extravaganza
06.25.06 - only more per day
06.24.06 - still crazy after all these years
06.23.06 - I'm crazy. Literally.
06.22.06 - there's a sucker born every September 4th
06.21.06 - Sleep? At night? Why?
06.20.06 - for the love of Google
06.19.06 - old memories mean nothing to me
06.17.06 - what the fuck have I done to myself
06.16.06 - I don't love her at all
06.15.06 - desperate
06.13.06 - Owie
06.12.06 - road trip that will never happen
06.11.06 - emotastic
06.08.06 - basically it's a list of why I'm a wuss and afraid of everything
06.07.06 - Complete with a picture of my forehead
06.06.06 - incoherent rambling
06.04.06 - panic
06.03.06 - ugly kitty
06.02.06 - :|
06.01.06 - new beginning. maybe
05.31.06 - thoroughly exhausted and happy about it
05.30.06 - I see dead people
05.28.06 - lease or buy?
05.27.06 - yet I hate running
05.26.06 - too fat
05.25.06 - secrets in the post
05.24.06 - I
05.24.06 - 10 easy steps to stalking...
05.23.06 - happy birthday mom
05.22.06 - David Caruso
05.19.06 - screaming at the top of her lungs
05.18.06 - crush
05.17.06 - sloth
05.16.06 - hypocrite
05.13.06 - OiNK, OiNK, OiNK
05.12.06 - I'm just an enthusiast. I swear.
05.10.06 - I'm not gonna, but I wanna
05.08.06 - Major pumping required
05.08.06 - Why I hate my neighbors (part 28)
05.06.06 - Hi there destructive behavior
05.05.06 - guess what...
05.04.06 - I swear I'm not on drugs
05.03.06 - Oops.
05.02.06 - cracked heel
05.01.06 - wake up call
04.30.06 - just my (lack of) luck
04.29.06 - just put her in the kennel dear, I want to go to the movies
04.28.06 - ladybug porn
04.27.06 - fainted or passed out?
04.26.06 - Good job boobies, I’m proud of you
04.24.06 - just pictures, no words
04.22.06 - pray
04.21.06 - I like the word boobies
04.20.06 - rss this
04.19.06 - blush
04.18.06 - why do I wait until the last minute?
04.17.06 - Jackie
04.16.06 - Easter
04.14.06 - alone
04.13.06 - google calendar
04.12.06 - rejection, a recurring theme
04.11.06 - proud
04.10.06 - it's been a long time. I'm so tired.
04.09.06 - WTF
04.08.06 - rejection
04.07.06 - almost any vehicle would do
04.06.06 - exhausted
04.04.06 - labor is hard on me
04.02.06 - April fool's bring May George Boole's
04.02.06 - who all seen da lepracon say yeah!
03.31.06 - Mufasa
03.30.06 - reminiscence
03.29.06 - that's not what your mother said last night, Alex
03.29.06 - they really weren't that funny
03.28.06 - being eleven is hard
03.27.06 - I'm numb
03.27.06 - snapshots
03.26.06 - exploding would be nice
03.25.06 - 28% higher than I thought
03.24.06 - whiny, self absorbed entry. feel free to skip it
03.23.06 - why I should study
03.23.06 - mojo needed. apply within
03.22.06 - panda babies and panda purses
03.21.06 - secrets
03.19.06 - reason #95536 why I need to move
03.18.06 - st. patrick's day is my daddy's birthday
03.17.06 - fuck you natural selection
03.16.06 - my own personal heroin
03.15.06 - trying
03.15.06 - vineyard spam salad
03.14.06 - big bucks, no whammies
03.13.06 - evolution
03.12.06 - sleepies
03.11.06 - just end already
03.10.06 - uneasiness
03.09.06 - dedicated
03.07.06 - evil: open 24/7
03.07.06 - hungry, hungry hippo
03.06.06 - casimir pulaski day
03.06.06 - reason 5,440,234 why I hate wal-mart
03.03.06 - more filler
03.02.06 - filler
02.28.06 - häßliches kind
02.28.06 - here comes the sun
02.26.06 - sick and tired
02.24.06 - me without you
02.22.06 - over-rated jesus
02.22.06 - it's always more fun to share with everyone
02.21.06 - 'best' friend
02.20.06 - Mark Stevens
02.18.06 - Volcano
02.17.06 - 6% away from failure
02.15.06 - gay cowboys love willie (hee hee!)
02.15.06 - an amazingly nice mood
02.14.06 - I heart vd
02.13.06 - stupid web crap
02.13.06 - back in the ussr
02.12.06 - bubble butt
02.10.06 - now taking applications
02.10.06 - co-fuck off, the new trig identity
02.09.06 - beauty vs. brains
02.08.06 - free stuff kicks ass
02.06.06 - my little pony
02.05.06 - open letter to Mick Jagger
02.04.06 - my ‘special purpose’ loves sufjan
02.03.06 - personalized service
01.30.06 - phallic-y
01.29.06 - normal
01.24.06 - forever?
01.24.06 - i'm done
01.20.06 - The problem with solutions
01.19.06 - Velcome and goood eveninggg
01.15.06 - painting myself in a corner
01.13.06 - deep thoughts by jack handy
01.12.06 - I heart Mulder
01.11.06 - Benjamin Stove
01.09.06 - night time is the right time
12.30.05 - i'm a thief
12.29.05 - true fan
12.28.05 - 42 things
12.25.05 - Festivus for you and me
12.22.05 - I just realized I'm 26 years old
12.17.05 - map of me
12.15.05 - poky
12.14.05 - dear santa
11.27.05 - why?
11.26.05 - don't worry, please
11.25.05 - post-happiness sadness
11.20.05 - addicted
11.18.05 - BABY!
11.16.05 - peeandpoo
11.14.05 - I love you mostest
11.10.05 - fat free thanksgiving dinner
11.07.05 - a month in the life
11.02.05 - I'm a big fat liar
10.31.05 - Things that pop into my mind.
10.28.05 - toothpastefordinner.com mmmmmm
10.14.05 - JibJab WalMart
10.09.05 - Is it really considered Thanksgiving?
10.08.05 - :::substitute entry writer::: Julie on Rusty!
10.06.05 - fluff
10.02.05 - forever grateful
09.30.05 - fortune
09.26.05 - a rollercoaster ride of an entry
09.22.05 - words to live by
09.19.05 - most disgusting picture ever taken
09.16.05 - doubter
09.14.05 - conditioned
09.11.05 - ah munnnaaa
09.06.05 - bloated
09.03.05 - birthdays are no fun anymore
09.03.05 - I see you
09.03.05 - booooooobies
09.01.05 - it made me cry
09.01.05 - sad
08.30.05 - Why I'm such a bitch
08.29.05 - ping pong anyone?
08.28.05 - how to spot a google freak
08.27.05 - nothing different. I'm sick of my whining, too.
08.23.05 - first day
08.21.05 - ad nauseam
08.21.05 - family time
08.19.05 - less wires
08.17.05 - sore
08.16.05 - what I wish everyone knew
08.15.05 - fortune telling
08.15.05 - Reminder
08.14.05 - painful pussy
08.13.05 - snot and fruit
08.12.05 - booty
08.10.05 - stuff on my cat
08.10.05 - owwwwie
08.09.05 - good riddance
08.08.05 - save the boobies
08.07.05 - pointless
08.06.05 - Warning: not perfect
08.05.05 - Happy, happy, happy birthday
07.15.05 - This Dachshund, Rusty...
07.09.05 - Yay! Fireworks...late
07.03.05 - M I S T E R M E D I A
07.02.05 - my new favorite phrase is anal staining
06.30.05 - I'm shameless
06.26.05 - naughty little girl
06.25.05 - excuses, excuses, excuses
06.09.05 - bleh
06.02.05 - nemesis
05.24.05 - owie
05.23.05 - Ten things I wish I didn’t know:
05.19.05 - GPA
05.14.05 - self-talk
05.13.05 - Oh MY!
05.11.05 - I don't care if you wanna see it or not.
05.08.05 - For sale:
05.07.05 - Umm..Happy Mother's Day?
05.05.05 - Yay! Masturbation May!
05.05.05 - aaaaaaaahhhhh
04.27.05 - good news/bad news
04.21.05 - woo-hoo
04.20.05 - Worst pick-up line ever
04.18.05 - On the papal election
04.13.05 - proud of you
04.11.05 - last one
04.10.05 - what a difference a few days make
04.07.05 - Jesus hated cheesy 70's porn - so should you
04.04.05 - yay me
03.31.05 - cigarettes repressed my sluttiness
03.23.05 - three days to the minute
03.23.05 - two days sixteen hours
03.22.05 - I want penis - cigarette flavored penis.
03.22.05 - bound, bound, bound and rebound
03.22.05 - fuck you
03.21.05 - grr
03.20.05 - I'm scared
03.16.05 - breathe
03.12.05 - I heart Martha
03.10.05 - grapple
03.04.05 - just try it
03.02.05 - grace is my middle name
02.26.05 - these annoy me, too.
02.20.05 - for your viewing pleasure
02.18.05 - it's hereditary
02.16.05 - I'm fine. honestly.
02.16.05 - could you at least give me some food stamps?
02.16.05 - fuck it
02.14.05 - unValentine's Day
02.13.05 - Dumb Girls
02.11.05 - The adventures of Pukey Patty & Booger Bob
02.09.05 - Flush people. Flush.
02.08.05 - Biggest dork EVER
02.06.05 - Me
02.03.05 - Pinch me, I'm in heaven
01.27.05 - flesh eating viruses and academic achievements
01.20.05 - gah!
01.17.05 - Hick town, Illinois
01.14.05 - She wouldn't let me stop to pee
01.05.05 - maybe
01.05.05 - happy friggin' new year