09.01.10 - Bulletpoints
04.13.10 - Today starts week three of my jury duty.
04.03.10 - I think my eyes are permently swollen from crying.
04.01.10 - I know it's April Fool's day, but I promise you this is no joke.
03.29.10 - Tempting fate. Please don't let me regret this.
01.12.10 - Have I mentioned I adore him beyond words? Cause I do.
12.30.09 - Have I mentioned I broke my foot? Or that I had one of the worst Christmases ever? No? Oh that's because my brain will not let me write about ANYTHING BUT THE BOY
12.20.09 - Chivalrous Chivas
12.08.09 - I like who I am when I'm around him. Does that even make sense anywhere other than in my head?
11.30.09 - I smile when I'm around him. Genuinely.
11.26.09 - I'm bringing him to Thanksgiving...
11.18.09 - Apparently at 30 you get hairier...
11.17.09 - I tempted fate and I think I pissed it off...
11.05.09 - Smitten. [Sidenote: I only know one person who lives in/near Thurmont, MD. Quit coming here, kthx.]
10.24.09 - Do you like me? Check yes or no.
10.21.09 - I have a feeling this is the last crush I will ever have because he is the perfect boy for me. At least, that's what I'm hoping. Knock on wood, k?
10.15.09 - My tooth is rotting out of my head. Mainly because it's a BABY TOOTH. Yes, I'm 30 and still have a baby tooth - who says I'm old?!
10.05.09 - Does anyone know of a man who is ok with skipping the whole get to know you part of the relationship and jumping directly into the overly comfortable with each other part? Please introduce us.
09.29.09 - I'm a bit sad the crush has subsided. It made me feel giddy and happy and fluttery.
09.25.09 - It's true, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
09.07.09 - I wore all black on Friday to mourn the loss of my twenties. They were awesome and will be sorely missed.
08.26.09 - 7/97-8/09
08.24.09 - I feel deflated.
08.23.09 - He can solve a Rubik's Cube in like 2 minutes. Did your panties just get wet, too?!
08.15.09 - Not a religious band, either. A METAL BAND. He's like a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma. I will crack him.
08.14.09 - I can never resist a boy with a huge...brain.
08.09.09 - Did I mention he plays guitar in a band? He does, and I've seen his guitar face. I wouldn't mind seeing it in other situations, if you know what I mean...
07.27.09 - I get paid for this?! Pinch me.
07.22.09 - Dexter Morgan is my dream man
07.18.09 - Pinch me
06.25.09 - Or it could be that it's my uterus' time of the month to revolt
06.14.09 - Turn around bright eyes
06.04.09 - Proof PMS, and more specifically - radical mood swings - is real..
05.12.09 - I want the .mp3 of this
05.05.09 - Here piggy, piggy, piggy.
03.21.09 - It's been FOUR years!
03.16.09 - I'm cleaning out my bookmarks...
03.14.09 - It's Pi day!
03.14.09 - Perhaps my forehead?
03.13.09 - What the fuck am I thinking?!
02.14.09 - D: It is written
02.01.09 - Yet another reason Coke > Pepsi
01.28.09 - I'm livid. I mean, come the fuck on... they should be murdered by papercut, salt and lemon juice for this crime against humanity.
01.09.09 - I so wanted to be Jennifer Connolly and accept his child molesting marriage proposal at the end.
01.08.09 - 2009. Blah.
12.27.08 - You'll love his nuts!
12.19.08 - I watch this when I think life can't get worse.
12.08.08 - If you're over 18 your life is worthless
11.20.08 - More Proof I Live in the Ghetto
11.18.08 - I said douche bag three times in this post. College boys are affecting my lexicon.
11.13.08 - Sexy People
11.10.08 - Oh. My. Mothereffing. God.
11.10.08 - I'm going to hell for thinking this is funny. Well, I'm going to hell anyway, this will just add to the reasons why.
11.08.08 - Mhmm.
11.07.08 - I can't sleep.
11.05.08 - He might be a Socialist, but at least he's an eloquent Socialist.
11.04.08 - Just FYI
11.04.08 - Just FYI
10.29.08 - I'm so sick of political propoganda. But, I'm not above making you look at more...
10.23.08 - Why didn't I know about this last week?
10.21.08 - Eventually I’ll post more than just a YouTube video…
10.17.08 - Bittersweet is my least favorite emotion. And chocolate.
10.09.08 - Julie, I'd do the stars with you anytime...
10.04.08 - How I'm Feeling Lately About Everyone and Everything
10.01.08 - Unpopular Opinions are My Forte
09.27.08 - Randomness
09.04.08 - Belated Birthday. Also filed under: 29 is a really shitty age to be.
08.26.08 - Two in a row? WTF is wrong with me?
08.25.08 - New site name now in effect.
07.26.08 - I should just change the name of this site to: I'm not dead, I swear
07.07.08 - flawed
06.14.08 - Perspective
06.12.08 - Awesome Name Choices
05.29.08 - I'm not dead, though I did have an M16 to my head this week.
05.17.08 - Diet Cock. Yum!
05.15.08 - I scored a two! And that was being generous with my merits.
05.11.08 - Happy ThankGodI'mNotAFuckingMother's Day!
05.10.08 - This was written at 8am, I'm just a procrastinator.
05.01.08 - Three hours with a bunch of 24 year olds? I will regret this come Monday, I know it.
04.28.08 - Fuck US Bank
04.27.08 - I don't want to jinx it, but I'm tempting fate and saying it anyway
04.22.08 - Earth Day
04.21.08 - The World is Just Awesome
04.19.08 - I'm sick of wasting time thinking about people who aren't thinking about me anymore
04.18.08 - Sleepless
04.17.08 - This song makes me sad and happy all at once
04.17.08 - Focusing on helping others helps me
04.16.08 - It still sucks, but it's getting easier
04.11.08 - Bare truth
04.09.08 - The disappointment in his eyes when he looked at me will be the thing that ensures I do this
03.16.08 - -
03.16.08 - me
03.14.08 - Happy Pi day
03.13.08 - I love, love, love....
03.13.08 - There’s this awesome thing called masking fluid…
03.12.08 - I'm no artist, I promise you that
03.11.08 - I like sharing, it makes me feel useful
03.10.08 - I don't want a kid, stop trying to justify your choice by putting me down
03.02.08 - I want to be wrong. That's a first?
02.27.08 - I'm trying to be more grateful
02.25.08 - I love him, and I know he loves me
02.25.08 - I think I know why
02.25.08 - Happy
02.25.08 - It's ok
02.20.08 - We concluded that the boy would be thrust backward quite quickly in the pullout scenario.
02.19.08 - Things to discuss with the doctor Thursday
02.18.08 - I'm willing to sacrifice anything to prove it.
02.17.08 - I drew him a picture of bluebirds to make him feel better
02.17.08 - I swear, this will not turn into a mommy-type blog with baby photos plastered everywhere.
02.16.08 - You only lose what you cling to
02.14.08 - I loved you yesterday, and I'll love you tomorrow, too.
02.13.08 - 7lbs 9.3oz
02.11.08 - In the end I fuck everything up.
02.08.08 - For really reals, I do.
02.05.08 - Super Fat Tuesday
02.05.08 - Piggyicken
02.04.08 - The video is odd; just close your eyes and listen if you must.
02.01.08 - My stomach is in knots
02.01.08 - From my bed via blackberry
01.29.08 - If you hate me, please stop coming here 5 times a day, kthx
01.27.08 - I need a hug right now
01.22.08 - Everything was pink - even the tea and wine.
01.20.08 - I'm in love with a boy &hearts
01.17.08 - Smiling moron
01.16.08 - I hate fucking fees
01.11.08 - I just don't know HOW
01.10.08 - I'm sorry just isn't going to make things better
01.08.08 - Does my brain look small in this bra?
01.04.08 - Furry Happy Monsters
12.31.07 - I think he forgot
12.29.07 - It keeps my mind occupied long enough to forget I'm sad
12.28.07 - A Re-invention is Looming
12.27.07 - Like the Beastie Boys Said: She's Crafty
12.16.07 - Ds get degrees
11.27.07 - Free Rice
11.27.07 - Feisty
11.23.07 - Embarassed
11.22.07 - Secrets are like snowflakes that melt into your memory
11.21.07 - For future reference for when my life falls apart
11.16.07 - Sentimental phooey
11.07.07 - If you can't find it, ask me I'll send it to you
11.02.07 - I must eat so many lemons, because I am so bittah
10.27.07 - OMG, THE PINK BED!! What a spoiled rotten hippo.
10.27.07 - I'm a sad little piggy without my OiNK
10.23.07 - Baby-mania
10.21.07 - Because I know you love feeling superior, too
10.17.07 - You better elect Stephen Colbert as president. He'd be better than Bush and more entertaining
10.13.07 - Share and share alike
10.12.07 - My Friday nights are enthralling
10.09.07 - Only slightly ahead of the curve in one instance
10.06.07 - Oh. My. God. I need to take an art course or something....
10.04.07 - Proof of just how big of a geek I am
10.04.07 - If it's 8 hours total, but not consecutive, does it still count?
10.02.07 - Wow, I ramble aimlessly like a 14 year old
09.30.07 - Guaranteed to make you smile
09.27.07 - Boobies, boobies, everywhere!
09.24.07 - How could you make a panda baby out of food?
09.20.07 - Note the interesting URL...
09.17.07 - It made sense to me when I started writing...
09.09.07 - Because I need to laugh at someone to make myself feel better
09.05.07 - 99 songs because I didn't want to do 100
09.05.07 - Sufjan singing live on a roof
09.04.07 - Uber cool nerd
09.01.07 - pending
08.29.07 - Holy hell...
08.25.07 - Way to prove the rest of the world right when they call us stupid Americans.
08.22.07 - seriously, nothing but me being a complete bitch for pages and pages
08.20.07 - I should be sleeping
08.19.07 - Curry and rice girl
08.17.07 - incoherent
08.14.07 - Lots of cute cards
08.13.07 - You're not just a piece of protoplasm, whatever that is...
08.10.07 - This site's turning into a damn blog
08.10.07 - I can't say no to anything
08.09.07 - How do you say "Please hire me" in Chinese?
08.08.07 - Periodic Table of the Internet
08.06.07 - His dog was cute, too.
08.03.07 - Practically Begging. How Pathetic
08.02.07 - Julie Colbert has a nice ring to it.
08.01.07 - Pay it Forward
07.31.07 - Happy pills
07.29.07 - pervy and sexy at the same time
07.28.07 - via fuzzy-grey
07.27.07 - Fangirl
07.26.07 - More whining
07.25.07 - it's futile to try and explain. I don't know how.
07.24.07 - Recipe for crack
07.21.07 - whiner
07.18.07 - I can't put a deck of cards away unless they're in order
07.16.07 - random
07.14.07 - I like this...
07.13.07 - 7 hours at the hospital and all I have to show for it are these swollen tonsils
07.11.07 - Fuck HIPAA, I'll tell you everything
06.29.07 - Pride, indeed
06.26.07 - two new sisters and a brother
06.22.07 - A tiny bit of truth in a deceitful world
06.21.07 - I don't care
05.31.07 - I shaved my pussy this morning
05.29.07 - Twink
05.10.07 - Nature fight!
04.29.07 - Why does my hair look blonde in this photo?
04.24.07 - intrinsic
04.22.07 - drunken post I'll regret tomorrow
04.19.07 - and they have IKEA, what aren't those nordic folk good at?!
04.17.07 - Update? Bleh
04.11.07 - sick
04.09.07 - Why is God so cruel?
04.07.07 - diaper duty
04.06.07 - locking it up
04.03.07 - low blow
04.01.07 - so annoying
03.30.07 - different dilemma today
03.28.07 - Just rambling. Please help.
03.26.07 - omg, what the fuck do I do?!
03.24.07 - I'm not one for change
03.22.07 - wtf do I do?!
03.22.07 - I love this woman
03.20.07 - shamed
03.18.07 - you were right
03.15.07 - I am so pathetic
03.14.07 - coming to terms
03.13.07 - I prefer list #1
03.12.07 - I bought a car, but I couldn't care less
03.12.07 - obsessive much?
03.07.07 - over and over and over and over
03.04.07 - I over analyze EVERYTHING
03.02.07 - please keep crossing your fingers and toes and eyelashes
03.01.07 - third update today
03.01.07 - He's gone for good.
03.01.07 - Swooning still
02.27.07 - I hate people like me.
02.24.07 - Yum!
02.23.07 - Please burst my bubble before it gets too big
02.22.07 - glad I forced myself to go
02.22.07 - kill me now
02.20.07 - the truth
02.19.07 - I'm pathetic
02.15.07 - stuffed panda baby
02.13.07 - stupid cupid
02.11.07 - SNL, so subtle.
02.10.07 - army boys make dirty toys
02.08.07 - I'm so sorry
02.06.07 - my nurse's name was Sue
01.31.07 - I'm sorry
01.29.07 - plea
01.28.07 - by no means am I selfless, but I'm sad
01.27.07 - So sleepy
01.24.07 - crash, bang, boom
01.23.07 - I just keep getting...
01.22.07 - I think they should bring back the superbowl shuffle
01.21.07 - snoring
01.18.07 - phi = 1.61803399
01.16.07 - Comcast and Cingular, they both suck
01.15.07 - Still trying to let go
01.13.07 - The Submarines are my new favorite love
01.12.07 - I'm afraid to admit how afraid I truly am
01.11.07 - worst episode ever
01.09.07 - very big owies
01.06.07 - I lie to myself, too
01.05.07 - all my friends live in my head
01.04.07 - I wish I could
01.04.07 - fatty fatty boombalatty
01.03.07 - I've given up
01.02.07 - I'm trying to let go
01.01.07 - happy new year to you
12.31.06 - tracing
12.29.06 - blizzard my ass
12.29.06 - no one truly changes
12.28.06 - self centered wallowing
12.25.06 - so this is christmas
12.24.06 - about more than just santa
12.22.06 - I want you to die first
12.22.06 - secrets
12.21.06 - Complete 180 within 3 minutes
12.20.06 - it shouldn't feel like this
12.19.06 - Randy Rhoads
12.18.06 - you don't deserve a christmas card
12.17.06 - slightly below the surface
12.16.06 - random thought
12.15.06 - apartment hunting
12.14.06 - guilt
12.13.06 - where did I go wrong
12.13.06 - help. please
12.12.06 - disappear
12.09.06 - all at once
12.05.06 - finals
12.04.06 - I'm ok
11.27.06 - cease
11.27.06 - full heart
11.26.06 - like a country song I heard
11.25.06 - and I believe in you
11.23.06 - Happy Thanksgiving
11.21.06 - rotted
11.20.06 - like the sky is blue
11.17.06 - retracted
11.17.06 - reverting
11.15.06 - bedtime prayer
11.15.06 - Good feeling, won't you stay with me just a little longer
11.14.06 - four reasons my vagina is depressed
11.13.06 - one of my favorite violent femmes songs
11.11.06 - vintage Ice Cube
11.10.06 - altered pussies and puppies
11.09.06 - I'm crying over commercials like I'm 9 months pregnant
11.08.06 - a true epiphany
11.07.06 - ER trip two
11.05.06 - It's my site and I can post stupid horoscopes if I want to. So there.
11.03.06 - make it stop
11.02.06 - still sad
11.02.06 - incomplete
10.31.06 - extreme makeover
10.29.06 - graveyard
10.29.06 - how did I used to do this every night?
10.26.06 - big mac
10.26.06 - still competing with the oblivious
10.24.06 - more pointless ramblings
10.23.06 - obviously there's something wrong with him
10.20.06 - I suck: part 84,213
10.18.06 - in repair
10.17.06 - I have serious issues
10.15.06 - biking
10.14.06 - library
10.11.06 - I want him to be happy. I swear.
10.10.06 - r.i.p. Teddy
10.09.06 - Happy Canadian Thanksgiving
10.07.06 - now void free
10.07.06 - dates are overrated
10.06.06 - I'm a big, fat fake but I'm trying to change
10.05.06 - Ha! I DO have a broken heart
10.04.06 - I hope this feeling goes away soon
10.02.06 - SAM-e
10.01.06 - I hate everyone
09.29.06 - I'm going to be a broken heart for halloween
09.29.06 - You: please don't read this
09.28.06 - i give up
09.27.06 - don't care
09.26.06 - colorado skies and mountain tops
09.25.06 - fade away
09.22.06 - late birthday present/early Christmas present
09.21.06 - I hate my neighbors v8.93
09.20.06 - same ol' same ol'
09.19.06 - aspens
09.15.06 - memory lane
09.14.06 - All vectors have a magnitude and erection
09.12.06 - BLEH
09.07.06 - BREAKING NEWS!
09.07.06 - tree tattoos
09.06.06 - stop your crybaby whining and just do it
09.05.06 - it's not my birthday anymore
09.04.06 - it's my birthday
09.02.06 - fucking ankle, I hate you
09.01.06 - stupid things I only share with you
08.31.06 - don't kid yourself
08.30.06 - birthday blahs
08.29.06 - advice please
08.25.06 - Pictures of kitties and rocks
08.24.06 - not now
08.22.06 - i'm a disappointment
08.22.06 - me love you long time
08.21.06 - anxiety sucks
08.19.06 - fag hag
08.18.06 - a short description
08.17.06 - broken winkies
08.16.06 - three unrelated things
08.15.06 - spend, spend, and spend some more
08.14.06 - sketches & kvetches (I learned a new yiddish word while looking for a rhyme, and it actually makes sense!)
08.12.06 - proof
08.10.06 - demon spawn
08.08.06 - Sweetness everywhere
08.07.06 - boobies and (panda) butts
08.06.06 - Jealous AMinals
08.05.06 - Seriously?! Is this how you people get here?!
08.04.06 - pussy
08.03.06 - Nip/Tuck
08.02.06 - plans
08.01.06 - poisoned by my enemy
07.31.06 - down the drain
07.29.06 - freebie
07.27.06 - sad
07.26.06 - vacation videos you never wanted to see
07.24.06 - stupid engineering jokes
07.22.06 - rehashing pt. 2
07.20.06 - instant karma's gonna get you
07.18.06 - rehashing pt. 1
07.17.06 - I suck
07.16.06 - Still Recovering
07.14.06 - home - unfortunately
07.12.06 - Julie's Journey
07.05.06 - stupid %#$@%* procrastination
07.05.06 - anxiety mp3 on hiatus
07.04.06 - I'm watching infomercials and it's 4:30am
07.03.06 - what the fuck was I thinking when I thought of this?
07.01.06 - awake is the new sleep
06.30.06 - maybe I do have some sort of intuition
06.29.06 - help?
06.28.06 - a multimedia extravaganza
06.25.06 - only more per day
06.24.06 - still crazy after all these years
06.23.06 - I'm crazy. Literally.
06.22.06 - there's a sucker born every September 4th
06.21.06 - Sleep? At night? Why?
06.20.06 - for the love of Google
06.19.06 - old memories mean nothing to me
06.17.06 - what the fuck have I done to myself
06.16.06 - I don't love her at all
06.15.06 - desperate
06.13.06 - Owie
06.12.06 - road trip that will never happen
06.11.06 - emotastic
06.08.06 - basically it's a list of why I'm a wuss and afraid of everything
06.07.06 - Complete with a picture of my forehead
06.06.06 - incoherent rambling
06.04.06 - panic
06.03.06 - ugly kitty
06.02.06 - :|
06.01.06 - new beginning. maybe
05.31.06 - thoroughly exhausted and happy about it
05.30.06 - I see dead people
05.28.06 - lease or buy?
05.27.06 - yet I hate running
05.26.06 - too fat
05.25.06 - secrets in the post
05.24.06 - I
05.24.06 - 10 easy steps to stalking...
05.23.06 - happy birthday mom
05.22.06 - David Caruso
05.19.06 - screaming at the top of her lungs
05.18.06 - crush
05.17.06 - sloth
05.16.06 - hypocrite
05.13.06 - OiNK, OiNK, OiNK
05.12.06 - I'm just an enthusiast. I swear.
05.10.06 - I'm not gonna, but I wanna
05.08.06 - Major pumping required
05.08.06 - Why I hate my neighbors (part 28)
05.06.06 - Hi there destructive behavior
05.05.06 - guess what...
05.04.06 - I swear I'm not on drugs
05.03.06 - Oops.
05.02.06 - cracked heel
05.01.06 - wake up call
04.30.06 - just my (lack of) luck
04.29.06 - just put her in the kennel dear, I want to go to the movies
04.28.06 - ladybug porn
04.27.06 - fainted or passed out?
04.26.06 - Good job boobies, I’m proud of you
04.24.06 - just pictures, no words
04.22.06 - pray
04.21.06 - I like the word boobies
04.20.06 - rss this
04.19.06 - blush
04.18.06 - why do I wait until the last minute?
04.17.06 - Jackie
04.16.06 - Easter
04.14.06 - alone
04.13.06 - google calendar
04.12.06 - rejection, a recurring theme
04.11.06 - proud
04.10.06 - it's been a long time. I'm so tired.
04.09.06 - WTF
04.08.06 - rejection
04.07.06 - almost any vehicle would do
04.06.06 - exhausted
04.04.06 - labor is hard on me
04.02.06 - April fool's bring May George Boole's
04.02.06 - who all seen da lepracon say yeah!
03.31.06 - Mufasa
03.30.06 - reminiscence
03.29.06 - that's not what your mother said last night, Alex
03.29.06 - they really weren't that funny
03.28.06 - being eleven is hard
03.27.06 - I'm numb
03.27.06 - snapshots
03.26.06 - exploding would be nice
03.25.06 - 28% higher than I thought
03.24.06 - whiny, self absorbed entry. feel free to skip it
03.23.06 - why I should study
03.23.06 - mojo needed. apply within
03.22.06 - panda babies and panda purses
03.21.06 - secrets
03.19.06 - reason #95536 why I need to move
03.18.06 - st. patrick's day is my daddy's birthday
03.17.06 - fuck you natural selection
03.16.06 - my own personal heroin
03.15.06 - trying
03.15.06 - vineyard spam salad
03.14.06 - big bucks, no whammies
03.13.06 - evolution
03.12.06 - sleepies
03.11.06 - just end already
03.10.06 - uneasiness
03.09.06 - dedicated
03.07.06 - evil: open 24/7
03.07.06 - hungry, hungry hippo
03.06.06 - casimir pulaski day
03.06.06 - reason 5,440,234 why I hate wal-mart
03.03.06 - more filler
03.02.06 - filler
02.28.06 - häßliches kind
02.28.06 - here comes the sun
02.26.06 - sick and tired
02.24.06 - me without you
02.22.06 - over-rated jesus
02.22.06 - it's always more fun to share with everyone
02.21.06 - 'best' friend
02.20.06 - Mark Stevens
02.18.06 - Volcano
02.17.06 - 6% away from failure
02.15.06 - gay cowboys love willie (hee hee!)
02.15.06 - an amazingly nice mood
02.14.06 - I heart vd
02.13.06 - stupid web crap
02.13.06 - back in the ussr
02.12.06 - bubble butt
02.10.06 - now taking applications
02.10.06 - co-fuck off, the new trig identity
02.09.06 - beauty vs. brains
02.08.06 - free stuff kicks ass
02.06.06 - my little pony
02.05.06 - open letter to Mick Jagger
02.04.06 - my ‘special purpose’ loves sufjan
02.03.06 - personalized service
01.30.06 - phallic-y
01.29.06 - normal
01.24.06 - forever?
01.24.06 - i'm done
01.20.06 - The problem with solutions
01.19.06 - Velcome and goood eveninggg
01.15.06 - painting myself in a corner
01.13.06 - deep thoughts by jack handy
01.12.06 - I heart Mulder
01.11.06 - Benjamin Stove
01.09.06 - night time is the right time
12.30.05 - i'm a thief
12.29.05 - true fan
12.28.05 - 42 things
12.25.05 - Festivus for you and me
12.22.05 - I just realized I'm 26 years old
12.17.05 - map of me
12.15.05 - poky
12.14.05 - dear santa
11.27.05 - why?
11.26.05 - don't worry, please
11.25.05 - post-happiness sadness
11.20.05 - addicted
11.18.05 - BABY!
11.16.05 - peeandpoo
11.14.05 - I love you mostest
11.10.05 - fat free thanksgiving dinner
11.07.05 - a month in the life
11.02.05 - I'm a big fat liar
10.31.05 - Things that pop into my mind.
10.28.05 - toothpastefordinner.com mmmmmm
10.14.05 - JibJab WalMart
10.09.05 - Is it really considered Thanksgiving?
10.08.05 - :::substitute entry writer::: Julie on Rusty!
10.06.05 - fluff
10.02.05 - forever grateful
09.30.05 - fortune
09.26.05 - a rollercoaster ride of an entry
09.22.05 - words to live by
09.19.05 - most disgusting picture ever taken
09.16.05 - doubter
09.14.05 - conditioned
09.11.05 - ah munnnaaa
09.06.05 - bloated
09.03.05 - birthdays are no fun anymore
09.03.05 - I see you
09.03.05 - booooooobies
09.01.05 - it made me cry
09.01.05 - sad
08.30.05 - Why I'm such a bitch
08.29.05 - ping pong anyone?
08.28.05 - how to spot a google freak
08.27.05 - nothing different. I'm sick of my whining, too.
08.23.05 - first day
08.21.05 - ad nauseam
08.21.05 - family time
08.19.05 - less wires
08.17.05 - sore
08.16.05 - what I wish everyone knew
08.15.05 - fortune telling
08.15.05 - Reminder
08.14.05 - painful pussy
08.13.05 - snot and fruit
08.12.05 - booty
08.10.05 - stuff on my cat
08.10.05 - owwwwie
08.09.05 - good riddance
08.08.05 - save the boobies
08.07.05 - pointless
08.06.05 - Warning: not perfect
08.05.05 - Happy, happy, happy birthday
07.15.05 - This Dachshund, Rusty...
07.09.05 - Yay! Fireworks...late
07.03.05 - M I S T E R M E D I A
07.02.05 - my new favorite phrase is anal staining
06.30.05 - I'm shameless
06.26.05 - naughty little girl
06.25.05 - excuses, excuses, excuses
06.09.05 - bleh
06.02.05 - nemesis
05.24.05 - owie
05.23.05 - Ten things I wish I didn’t know:
05.19.05 - GPA
05.14.05 - self-talk
05.13.05 - Oh MY!
05.11.05 - I don't care if you wanna see it or not.
05.08.05 - For sale:
05.07.05 - Umm..Happy Mother's Day?
05.05.05 - Yay! Masturbation May!
05.05.05 - aaaaaaaahhhhh
04.27.05 - good news/bad news
04.21.05 - woo-hoo
04.20.05 - Worst pick-up line ever
04.18.05 - On the papal election
04.13.05 - proud of you
04.11.05 - last one
04.10.05 - what a difference a few days make
04.07.05 - Jesus hated cheesy 70's porn - so should you
04.04.05 - yay me
03.31.05 - cigarettes repressed my sluttiness
03.23.05 - three days to the minute
03.23.05 - two days sixteen hours
03.22.05 - I want penis - cigarette flavored penis.
03.22.05 - bound, bound, bound and rebound
03.22.05 - fuck you
03.21.05 - grr
03.20.05 - I'm scared
03.16.05 - breathe
03.12.05 - I heart Martha
03.10.05 - grapple
03.04.05 - just try it
03.02.05 - grace is my middle name
02.26.05 - these annoy me, too.
02.20.05 - for your viewing pleasure
02.18.05 - it's hereditary
02.16.05 - I'm fine. honestly.
02.16.05 - could you at least give me some food stamps?
02.16.05 - fuck it
02.14.05 - unValentine's Day
02.13.05 - Dumb Girls
02.11.05 - The adventures of Pukey Patty & Booger Bob
02.09.05 - Flush people. Flush.
02.08.05 - Biggest dork EVER
02.06.05 - Me
02.03.05 - Pinch me, I'm in heaven
01.27.05 - flesh eating viruses and academic achievements
01.20.05 - gah!
01.17.05 - Hick town, Illinois
01.14.05 - She wouldn't let me stop to pee
01.05.05 - maybe
01.05.05 - happy friggin' new year