about more than just santaYou can track santa from Norad (a mere 5 miles from me).
I can't do it anymore.
I just can't.
Edited to add:
I just looked in the bathroom mirror to put on a face mask, and not only do I have a giant zit on the tip of my nose beaming red like a famous reindeer, I also just burst a blood vessel in my eye from purging. I scared the shit out of myself when I glanced up and saw how horrid I look.
At least the red of the blood in my eye compliments the color and makes it seem like a much more beautiful shade of green.