big macAt one point in time, I considered buying a Mac, but after they started airing those pretentious commercials, I lost interest.
I'm sitting here typing on a new MacBook Pro, and I must say it's quite pretty. It's so sleek and hip and...well, pretentious. But, to be honest anything is much nicer than my 10 year old, 20lb laptop.
I'm at Mark's but I need to go home. It was a blizzard today, and the roads are probably getting slicker with every passing second. And, I don't feel comfortable spending the night. I wonder how long he'll keep me around if I keep avoiding sex.
Anyway, here's my horoscope for tomorrow:
If you discard inefficient ideals now, it will free you up to devise schemes that could achieve the desired results, not to mention saving you the trouble of carrying on as though something suits you when it actually doesn’'t.
Edited to add: I stole this from Jeff. I'm waiting for my car to warm up because I'm a wuss and needed to waste some time.
Simply put your iPod on shuffle mode and write down the tracks that it picks in order - no cheating - to fill in the different scenes for a movie of your life.
No Man's Land - Sufjan Stevens
Evil - Interpol
Graceland - Willie Nelson
Just Like a Woman - Bob Dylan (How fucking appropriate!)
Make Out Session
Jimi Thing - Dave Matthews Band
The Sharing Song - Jack Johnson (Um...)
Falling In Love
Ave Maria - Luciano Pavarotti (Oh my)
Take a Walk - Spoon (Ha!)
My Sweet Relief - Martin Tielli
Getting Cheated On
Square One - Tom Petty
I Can't Take It - Tegan & Sarah
Getting Back Together
With Arms Outstretched - Rilo Kiley
Good Feeling - Violent Femmes
Title and Registration - DCFC
Just Be Simple - Songs: Ohia
Wildflowers - Tom Petty
Opie's Funeral Song - Sufjan Stevens
I Will Survive - Cake
Better - Regina Spektor
If you want to do it, feel free. It successfully wasted enough time so that I can hop in a toasty car, and is eerily kind of appropriate, I guess the iPod is all knowing.
If you want any of these songs just email me.