me love you long timeYou know the best thing about the first day of classes? The way people primp themselves, but try to look like they didn't.
Come on, dude. We know it took you an hour and forty-five minutes to get that "I just rolled out of bed this way" hair.
Oh, and to all the girls who think it's cute to do full on pageant make-up, and then wear pajamas to class like you just naturally woke up looking like a $10 hooker, you aren't fooling anyone.
We all know you're only worth $5.
I'm so tired; but I didn't die. We'll see if I die tomorrow. Keep your fingers crossed.