02.09.06

2:31 a.m.

beauty vs. brains

You know what I love? When people try to sell things by trying to sound smart, scientific and clinical yet fail miserably.

They have this beautiful bimbo trying to sell Dr. Perricone's skin line on QVC (What? There are no good infomercials on.) and she’s spewing all these ‘scientific’ words, and just from my basic chemistry knowledge I know she’s full of shit and doesn’t know what she’s talking about.

Neuropeptide this, Alpha lipoic acid that.

Pacific, um…specific, labia um…labial fold.

Seriously, they call this crap ‘cosmeceuticals’ and charge $260 for 2.5fl oz. which they tell you to use behind your ears.

Um yeah. Fuck you; I’ll just get wrinkles behind my ears thank you.

Oh, and it DE-minimizes lines. Which she’s said repeatedly.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think that’s what I’m trying to avoid.

But, she’s really pretty and that’s all that matters in life, right?

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