Velcome and goood eveningggOne of my math teachers is Dracula.
Seriously. His name is Vladimir just like Dracula, and has the BEST accent ever. I'm in love with the accent. It's identical to Dracula's. At least the cheesy black and white movie version.
However, this doesn't lend itself nicely to learning math. It's quite hard to understand him sometimes.
This sentence was taken verbatim from my syllabus: "Homework will not be after the date it was due, unless under the special surcumstances."
It really should count as a foreign language, too.