08.21.05
11:50 a.m.
family time
Yesterday I had to spend a complete 5 hours with my entire family. It was my little cousin�s fourth birthday.Anyway, two things that happened, that I can almost guarantee never happen at your family get-togethers:
1. The mailman stopped in to say hello and happy birthday to the little one. He stayed for two hours. And drank 3 beers. While in the middle of his route. And, apparently it happens all the time. No wonder there are days I don�t get my mail until 6:30pm; my mailman�s probably up the street partying.
2. My grandmother, on the ride home from Denver, bluntly says, �I have an irritated and itchy vagina.� There were four people in the car. Enough said.
Now, there were other things that probably do happen at other people�s family get-togethers. Fighting, arguing, making fun of each other, talking about Barbie sex and beer bongs and marijuana, you know � the usual.
Yay family!
School starts tomorrow. I'm panicking.
