05.05.05
11:23 p.m.
Yay! Masturbation May!
Masturbation Fact #4:54% percent of men say they masturbate at least once a day.
What the hell is wrong with the other 46%? I mean�um�interesting.
So, apparently May is masturbation month, and May 28th is National Masturbation Day. I want to see the Hallmark cards produced for that.
Oh, by the way, I�ll be busy on May 28th. Don�t call me.
