05.05.05

11:23 p.m.

Yay! Masturbation May!

Masturbation Fact #4:
54% percent of men say they masturbate at least once a day.

What the hell is wrong with the other 46%? I mean…um…interesting.

So, apparently May is masturbation month, and May 28th is National Masturbation Day. I want to see the Hallmark cards produced for that.

Oh, by the way, I’ll be busy on May 28th. Don’t call me.

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