Yay! Masturbation May!Masturbation Fact #4:
54% percent of men say they masturbate at least once a day.
What the hell is wrong with the other 46%? I mean…um…interesting.
So, apparently May is masturbation month, and May 28th is National Masturbation Day. I want to see the Hallmark cards produced for that.
Oh, by the way, I’ll be busy on May 28th. Don’t call me.