04.20.05

6:52 p.m.

Worst pick-up line ever

On Monday, during the break in my business class, one of my classmates came up to me. I noticed him stalking me as I walked to the water fountain. Iíve never talked to him before, and he sits on the completely opposite side of the room, so I was a little perplexed. Anyway, hereís our complete, unedited conversation:

Him: Hi, howís it going?

Me: Good, and you?

Him: Fine thanks. Hey, so...do you need me to pray for anything for you?

Me: Um. What? Why?

Him: You just look like you need someone to pray for you.

Me: Um.........

...

...

...

...no thanks.

So, either A) thatís the worst pick-up line EVER or B) Iím dying and only my Buddhist Asian classmate can see it.

I hope, no...I pray, itís A.

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