03.31.05
11:33 p.m.
cigarettes repressed my sluttiness
I bet you all thought that I had failed miserably at quitting my nicotine habit and was avoiding posting because I felt guilty.Well fuck you all for doubting me. I kick ass!
It�s been 10 days, 23 hours and 33 minutes.
I haven�t updated because 1) I wanted to kill everything and everyone and 2) I am so fucking horny it�s unbelievable.
Literally. I can�t stop touching myself.
I�m sure that if more people knew this was a side effect of smoking�well, we�d have a lot more horny, smoke-free people running around.
I think it should be the next anti-tobacco campaign:
�Cigarette or soaking wet? You decide.�
I choose soaking wet.
I think I�ll go lie down now�