07.17.04

11:55 p.m.

I'm so immature

Well, it seems we’re having a run on decapitation these days. We did a cat today. Kind of creepy, yet still interesting. I’ve been told it will make great fodder for a first date, somehow I think they were lying to me.

Me: “So guess what I did today?”

Date: “What?”

Me: “Chopped the head off a cat.”

Date: “Umm, yeah...I gotta go.” *Slowly backs out of the bar*

Actually, I think I brought up decapitation on my last date. Maybe next time I’ll confess my secret desire to take over the world by brainwashing one person at a time. That should reel ‘em in.

On a completely immature third grade note: I have Gmail and you don’t.

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